I was just posting a bulletin on myspace when it occured to me how many nicknames I really have. Now, nicknames are fine, there are only a few throughout my life that have bothered me, but it does remind me of all the other names I have been called which I don't particularly enjoy so much. Some of the nicknames I get called now where taunts when I was a child. I suppose it doesn't take a truly creative 4th grader or 23-year old to come up with Onion. But Onion I decided to embrace, as many of you know I actually use it as a trademark in my design. I own Oniondesigner.com, which is one of the places that you can see my work. I guess if you can't beat them, join them.
I think the worst instance of the Onion escapades was in fact in 4th grade (although trust me it started way before that). You see, the problem was that I was friends with a guy named Herb. Can you see where this is going? Onion and Herb, sitting in a tree. Making...dip apparently. Alright. Seriously.
Then you have to take into account that my name is spelled A-N-J-A. Yes, that is a J, which I assume you know about since you are reading this. Some of you know how angry I get when a girl has my name and spells it with a Y. Where do they get off? If I had to deal with the crap of "Andjaa, Ondja, however you say that" all my life then so should they.
I have learned to enjoy my semi-unique name (I have actually known over 10 Anja's in my life and 4 of them have actually spelled it that way). It is a good ice breaker. I did go through a brief stint where I tried to get everyone to call me Nicole. They mutinied.
But then there is the whole Anja Nicole Smith thing. It will be less and less of a problem going forward but everyone in my generation and the one before me at least will always remember the connection. Perhaps her untimely death will give me the opportunity to take back Anja/Anna Nicole Smith (I have always clung to that one letter and been grateful I am not a busty blonde).
But seriously folks, whatever you call me...Anjalog, Onha, Anjapalooza, Firefox, Onion...just don't call me Andjaa!